"This jacket? AWESOME." I SO AGREE.

Seriously. Why do I not have a jacket like this? I do not even know WHERE TO GET ONE!!

(some slight profanity, I guess I should warn people? ...whatever, it is negated by JACKET AWESOMENESS...)




.....I ALSO was not cool in high school. I was however, VERY MUPPETY and NEON PINK, so in my mind, it all evens out.... but I do not have this jacket! I bet it doesn't even come in my size. I am sad now. (Added: Extensive internet research indicates it, in fact, DOES NOT COME IN MY SIZE. SO TRAGIC)



ALSO AWESOME. Happy again!

"MONKEYS! You'll earn my respect when you use those opposable thumbs to make snicker doodles" -Stephen Colbert (However, I will state for the record, monkeys will NEVER have my respect, no matter how many cookies they learn to make.)






WHEEE!!!